From bikies and mass pub brawls to murders, multiple tragedies and leading a 1981 Springbok Tour Police Riot Squad, former Alexandra Senior Sergeant Brian Seymour, a police officer for 37 years, has seen it all.Too much in many cases, but that was just something you dealt with in his day, unassisted – the job had to be done.He’s evaded gun shots and outsmarted seasoned burglars gas cutting their way into pub safes, been right up there in mass Southland Keystone Cops-style chases and had a kidnap victim dive out of a speeding car right at his feet. Who needs to watch TV?!Fortunately, during the 1970s patrol cars were introduced, but prior to that Brian used his own Morris Minor for Police work; not ideal when giving chase.Caricatures of Brian. Images: supplied.Lucky he was a resilient West Coaster, born in Westport in 1946, the son of a sawmiller.The family initially lived at Inangahua Junction, then The Dee, nearer Murchison, before settling in Ngahere, near Greymouth, in 1950. Brian biked to school at age five, once getting “treed’ by a wild bull, found still up the tree by his parents around 4pm.Richmond, Nelson, was next, with Brian winning the Waimea College accounting prize before heading to Victoria University in 1964. A Post Office Scholarship funded his studies with the help of part-time Post Office work.A friend had joined the Police, so Brian applied, just before his number came up for compulsory National Army Service at 18 years old. Three months’ training at Burnham followed.An experienced Scout leader and tramper, he thrived on the outdoor action and was off to Trentham as a new Police recruit at 20, which excused him from the Army’s extra two years of Weekend Warriors Territorials.Invercargill was his first Police posting in 1967. “I’d never been there in my life and arrived in the dark and rain – four of us.”He was dropped at the flat they’d found him and told to turn up for duty at 5am the next morning. “I had no idea how to get to the station and caught a taxi at 4.30am, the driver misunderstanding which ‘station’ and dropping me to the Railway Station,” he grins.He was placed on the beat in Dee Street alone, no radios, coins for the telephone box, a whistle, baton and handcuffs in what was renowned as one of the most violent centres in New Zealand.Antarctic Angels, V8 Boys and ‘Gorons’ were a constant battle, with Brian often sent to out-of-hand bikie parties and drunken brawls. Former All Black Frank Oliver, also a policeman, was once whacked on the head with a helmet by a bikie girl as he wrestled with her boyfriend, who was under arrest.After 10 months in the job, Brian was sent to relieve in the two-person Queenstown station, in his Morris Minor. When he turned up the other officer said he was due leave too, leaving Brian solo with no instructions.“My first call was the Esplanade Hotel manager cross because I wasn’t there and the Governor General (Arthur Porritt) was arriving in five minutes.”“There was a howling wind, and I opened the door of his chauffeur-driven car and it slammed into him. I saluted and he told me off, but I did get to ride the bubble car gondola escorting his gorgeous daughter,” Brian said.With no radios, in Queenstown he’d tell the telephone exchange where he was and while relieving in Te Anau they’d turn the streetlights on if he was needed by day, and off by night.Anyone deceased had to be kept in police cells until the funeral director arrived from Invercargill. The Morrie sometimes clocked 17-hour days transporting offenders south and helping with Milford rescues.After marrying wife Glennis (they celebrated 55 years this month), a top Southland sportswoman, Brian was posted to Bluff.Their Police house cost $4.50 a week. “I finally had a police car.” He was about to hop in it in the wee hours to pursue cars speeding around the block once when a young guy leapt out, rolling on the road, needing help.“Two Christchurch boys had been kidnapped by four locals needing a car to burgle The Bond Store of alcohol. They were trying to get away from the offenders.”That resulted in a massive Southland wide Police operation with country cops setting up roadblocks and the Armed Offenders Squad shot at until the offenders eventually crashed the stolen car near Queenstown, with one shot and injured.“They’d pulled into Remarkables Station and stolen ‘Cap’ Jardine’s Daimler Jag at gunpoint on the way,” Brian said.There was the kinky guy who Brian and fellow Bluff cop Murray Smith (clad in only PJs) arrested hack sawing into a Bluff haberdashery store. “We found hundreds of women’s bras and knickers in his house.”And the mass brawl between Ocean Beach freezing workers and seamen over who had rights to the ‘ship girls’, which completely wrecked the Golden Age Pub.Promoted to Sergeant, Brian was sent to Invercargill in 1973, for the hardest callouts, the Constable Peter Murphy shooting, and an extremely disturbing family tragedy.Seven police cars and a traffic patrol car were damaged – one covered in white paint, another smashing into it, in a real Keystone Cops episode when Police and traffic officers chased eight youths who’d burgled a golf club. That chase stretched from Invercargill to Tokanui.By 1977 Brian was Senior Sergeant in Dunedin where he was commended for outsmarting some professional burglars near Mosgiel raiding a pub safe. He was also on duty during the Abbotsford disaster.Brian was section boss of one of three national Riot Squads during the notorious 1981 Springbok Tour that split the nation, The squad flew the country in an Air Force Hercules managing out of control riots and pushing back vocal apartheid protestors from test matches. “That was hard to watch,” Brian said.In 1983 Brian transferred to Alexandra as Central Otago sub-area commander. Unfortunately he was among the first to arrive when one of his staff, Ranfurly policeman Peter Umbers, was shot and killed on the roadside in 1990. “He was a good cop.”Brian’s attended hundreds of fatal accidents.On a lighter note, he once lay dozing in wait in the dark inside the Criterion Hotel in a bid to help them find out why they were losing so much booze.A teenage burglar removed a stone in the wall, armed only with a cigarette lighter which was burning his hands. “I crept up and grabbed him. He screamed, his bowels let go as well, and the girls and boys outside waiting started screaming too,” Brian said. “I yelled that I recognised their voices and to stay where they were…..and you know they did.”He’s been awarded a Police silver medal, multiple long service awards and three long service bars with a QSM to top it all off in 2002, recognising his extensive community contribution.A Rotary Paul Harris Fellow, Brian has also been awarded for service to Scouts and local football.A Scout leader in Bluff and Alexandra, involved in the Alexandra and Central Otago Senior and Junior Soccer Clubs, Brian also chaired the local New Pool Committee and Swimming Club and has been a senior basketball, referee, coach and player.Central Otago District Council also awarded him for his local service.Brian left the Police in 2004 at 58, disillusioned with the “politics”, and worked at Dunstan Hospital in maintenance before becoming Alexandra Salvation Army Community Garden manager, also providing firewood to those in need.The Gardens, under his stewardship, have won a local Trustpower Award and made the National Community Gardens finals in 2017, even earning them a visit from the Governor General.Brian held the door of the chauffeur-driven vehicle open tightly this time.